Still off the boil here. I reckon nipper 2 is staying ensconced in the climate controlled womb that I have so nicely supplied. My other latest theory is that there is a full moon on Sunday (my due date) at 18.04 and as I have always been tuned up to the moon we may see some action. Ah jaysus now I’ve jinxed it!

A nice quiet retiring lady Mum has her retirement do today so I am under strict instructions not to steal her thunder anyway.