Scarper it’s the coppers Garman really enjoying himself in Playbarn last weekend. When he finally extricated himself from the car he did enjoy himself. What am I saying: when I forcibly removed him from the car so one of the other nippers could have a go. There is photographic evidence of him holding the car door shut to stop that poor little girl in red (the daughter of one of my friends!) getting in. The shame.

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