Stoner Forgot to mention for those of you who have been keenly watching the child’s progress: he is now a stone, 14lbs and 2 oz. This could start to get a bit embarrassing if by the age of 18 I am still announcing his latest weight gains to all and sundry.

Solid as a rock Garman has also launched into the wonderful world of “solid” food. I say “solid” as there is little truly solid about it so far. Please don’t think I am bragging about my wonderful child but so far he is managing very well. Next big trick will be sleeping through the night… Watch this space.