And after My new hairdo should not require cutting for a good while. My hairdresser tells me that my hair will fall out clumps after Frisky is born – can’t wait. I’ll be tired, sore and bald – hurrah!

Right I’m off to have a row with Tesco about diddling me. I hate the way when you shop anywhere they never let you see the itemised bill before you sign for the transaction.