Aaah it’s a little…lesbian I dreamt that Himself and I decided to take the baby out for a while, just for a go, y’know. It was a girl and she had a mop of really blonde hair and was in fact Ellen de Generis – god only knows why!! Anyway when we tried to put her back in we couldn’t. Not for love nor money. So I may be giving birth to a wilful lesbian. Analyze that!! It was very funny!

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